If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
i did a push up why am i still fat
life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
wow he sure is hungry
no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first
I did this because I wanted to show my bestfriend how much she is needed. Please don’t hate.
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order
This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
current emotion: that barn from the walking dead
WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
do rude people know they’re rude