my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
i named my town “my butt” and it’s probably the best decision i’ve ever made
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
i only stay inside to avoid paparazzi
i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
she’s so well mosturized i love it
This makes me want to wash my face. Actually I’m gonna go do that, brb
Happened to me when i used my ex’s last name. Ostrom is way more employable than Balderas, who knew?
"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain."
I am crying I love this too much
turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy
I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”
How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.
Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.
Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.