mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit
apparantly soulja boy made a song about kony amazing
im a powerbottom but how comes when i plug my phone charger into my butthole it doesn’t charge? am i.. perhaps a fraud?
when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off
I found a real angry bird today
How chicks put on lipstick [via]
I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES
why would grapes need to put on lipstick?
to feel beautiful
Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.
Cookie in a milk cup.
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL
Milk in cookie cup.
I GET THE PHOTO NOW….
i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015