alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

bustyasianbimbos:

sorry my room is such a mess i didn’t have time to clean up

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

petparent:

Please tag your opinions as wrong 

urbancatfitters:

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y es;;; THE ONly GIRL!!!! cOn,grATUALTIO!NS yoU ARE the BE,ST GIRL!!!

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

suck:

my ass

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

    me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house
HOLYCASTIELS