unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

stability:

life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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07-28 / 17:42 / 58,370 notes / nsome

overratedsuicide:

I did this because I wanted to show my bestfriend how much she is needed. Please don’t hate.

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

punkrightsactivist:

punkrightsactivist:

how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed

just talk to them for like two minutes

HOLYCASTIELS